Tonight Lucas, Jordan, and I went on our weekly food run to Price Chopper in West Lebanon. As we were waiting in the checkout line, the cooler of NOS energy drinks caught Lucas's eye. Soon, the three of us found ourselves shotgunning the 16-ounce cans in the parking lot. As if things couldn't get worse, we then decided to wash the NOS down with chocolate milk. However, Jordan dropped the chocolate milk jug, splashing it all over us and tearing a hole in the bottom of the carton.